Things you might not know about me...

There's a 28% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens

Even though you have a few alien abduction signs, you're almost certainly in the clear. However, if aliens ever do come to your neck of the woods... they'll probably be coming for you!

What Are the Chances that You've Been Abducted by Aliens?

Well, that's reassuring!

You Are 76% Tortured Genius

You are smart. Brilliant in fact. And while it's a blessing, it's also a curse. Your head is filled with everything - grand ideas, insufferable worries, and a good deal of angst.

Are You a Tortured Genius?

76%, huh? Who knew?

You Will Not Be a Cool Parent

And that's pretty okay. While your kids may not think of you as a friend, they will respect you. You know that kids need discipline and structure, and you're not afraid to give it to them. Just be careful that your strictness doesn't lead to rebellion. It's good to have standards and rules, but you don't need to have an iron fist when enforcing them.

Would You Be a Cool Parent?

Poor, poor Kiddo! However, this is really not a surprise!

If you're looking for a fun way to waste your time, these quizzes can be pretty silly. Unfortunately, they're not all so G-rated!

I also found out that I have great spelling, I'm a citizen of the world, my personality is unique, that I worry too much (surprise, surprise), I am most like a pet bird, I would ace 8th grade math but fail 8th grade Spanish and Geography (so Kiddo's not getting his skills from me, I guess!), and I am a PMS disaster. You learn something new every day!